Skylands and apparently homestuck, oops
Kenton’s Guide to a Good Day Made Easy

Step 1: Buy a weird fruit, preferably one you’ve either never heard of, or never had. I went with an Ugli fruit. I’d had one years ago, but forgotten the taste.

Step 2: Wanter around a high-traffic area until someone asks about your fruit. Offer them some. Repeat until someone accepts.

Step 3: Talk about the fruit. Then talk about other things. Let the conversation flow.

Step 4: Congratulations, you’re talking to someone you didn’t know before. Maybe you’ve made a friend or met a new partner. Exchange contact information as desired.

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