December 2009
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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“When with the literate I am Compelled to try an epigram I never try to take...”
– Dorothy Parker, of Oscar Wilde
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Story of my life.
So this morning (afternoon, whatever) I found a message in my formspring inbox. It said “Would you date me?” It was anonymous. No name. No handle. This is… Really? I said I didn’t know. I edited it. I said yes. I edited it again. Now, thanks to the advise of a wiser man than I, it says to ask me without the anonymity. I guess the way I would describe this is similar to the...
Dec 28th
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PHOTOGRAPHY
Tomorrow I begin posting a series of photographs I’ve been working on in the past few months. I really enjoy working with angles that people don’t generally look at to portray the beauty of the mundane. I will start that then.
Dec 28th
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Dear Mr. Watterson →
This looks like a wonderful project. I loved Calvin and Hobbes as a kid, and I was really excited to see someone making a documentary about it. I was more excited to see that it actually looks really good. Joel is interviewing people who read it, other cartoonists, and a lot of really good opinions are coming out. I was really happy to donate to this.
Dec 27th
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ListenThis is SO! FUCKING! HAPPY! by Jeph Jaques....
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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The best joke ever (in my opinion)
Two drums and a cymbal fall down a hill. *DA DUM PSHHH*
Dec 26th
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formspring.me
Kenton Question hour is open. well, it’s always open, but now I’m right here so the service is faster. http://formspring.me/C4Pottery
Dec 26th
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“I admire him, I frankly confess it; and when his time comes I shall buy a piece...”
– Mark Twain, of Cecil Rhodes, founder of DeBeers (the company responsible for tricking people into thinking diamonds are valuable)
Dec 25th
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Invention
If necessity is the mother of invention, she uses broken condoms. Most inventions are accidents. The best inventions are accidents.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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CAMERA UPDATE.
I did not destroy the indestructible camera. It’s battery was just way too dead. While I’m glad it’s not broken, I still feel kind of disappointed that I didn’t accomplish such a feat. I really do recommend this thing. Olympus Stylus 1050SW. It cannot break.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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An idea I had this morning
There are a bunch of kinds of people, and they can be put into some categories. But really, those are the same categories you’ve spent your life trying to break free of, so why would you want to?
Dec 16th
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Dec 14th
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Art again
Aaaand procrastination can no longer continue. Hello Photoshop, I missed you.
Dec 14th
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“All generalizations are false, including this one.”
– Mark Twain
Dec 14th
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“A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other...”
– Mark Twain
Dec 13th
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“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”
– Mark Twain
Dec 12th
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“Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.”
– Mark Twain
Dec 11th
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Help.
I’ve been having some problems lately, leading to recent depression and culminating into a pretty bad existential crisis tonight. I’m finally taking care of it though. I’ve put myself into therapy. My therapist, Jim, is a really good listener. My issues seem smaller already. I’ve decided to see where my feelings for that certain someone take me rather than worrying about...
Dec 10th
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“Man was made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.”
– Mark Twain
Dec 9th
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“Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can...”
– Mark Twain
Dec 8th
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“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....”
– Mark Twain
Dec 7th
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TWAIN WEEK
I am procrastinating on arts. Therefore, it is Mark Twain quote week. Enjoy.
Dec 7th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Camera
It appears I may have destroyed an indestructible camera. I use an Olympus Stylus 1050 SW, and it’s probably just the battery, because that thing can take a serious beating. I think I just need to plug the battery into a wall directly. We shall see.
Dec 3rd
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ART
Is back, but sporadically. I have nearly exhausted my old portfolio of digital art worth posting, but it seems what I’m most critical of is what the world at large likes the most, so we’ll see. Expect some uploads of my photography as well.
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m...”
– Albert Einstein
Dec 1st