January 2012
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thejupiteralien asked: I pretty much use twitter ALL THE TIME. I am my own celeb.
December 2011
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hi i'm Ley and I'm hacking Kenton's tumblr
thejupiteralien!!!
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The bet:
All you Americans are probably aware of the Indefinite Detention Bill the senate just passed. Well, I’m making a Prince of Sturmhalten’s Big Bet out of it, because I deal with stress through humor. If that bill doesn’t get vetoed, I will eat my hat. Probably not as a proper hat sandwich, more as a hat soup, or a hat stir-fry. It won’t come to that though.
Should it come to...
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Kenton's Guide to a Good Day Made Easy
Step 1: Buy a weird fruit, preferably one you’ve either never heard of, or never had. I went with an Ugli fruit. I’d had one years ago, but forgotten the taste.
Step 2: Wanter around a high-traffic area until someone asks about your fruit. Offer them some. Repeat until someone accepts.
Step 3: Talk about the fruit. Then talk about other things. Let the conversation flow.
Step 4:...
November 2011
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Day 2 at AUSA →
Uploading the photos from Saturday at AUSA.
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Homestuck cosplays at AUSA →
I don’t feel like uploading all of this shit twice. Here’s a link to my deviantart, I’m gonna keep uploading these there.
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Thirteen ways of looking at a dick joke
I’m more proud of some of these than others.
I Among twenty snowy mountains, The only moving thing Was the dong of the blackbird.
II I was of three minds, Like a tree In which there are three dongs.
III The dong waggled in the autumn winds. It was a small part of the pantomime.
IV A man and a woman Are one. A man and a woman and a dong Are one.
V I do not know which to prefer, ...
August 2011
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April 2011
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“The transgendered community has to be protected. I just don’t have any tolerance...”
– Barack Obama.
Amen, sir. Amen.
(via owlssayhooot)
Except it’s transgender and not transgendered?
(via reasaurus)
You are not making any allies here. You are turning down help, even decency, over semantics. Please, stop complaining. You’re not making things better for anyone, especially...
The universe is simple. Everything spins and then...
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I want you to consider something. To think about it, mull it over, give it a few moments of consideration. Suppose the world you live in is fictional. Not the actual matter or mass, but the way you interpret and organize it. Suppose you are a dictionary, a rulebook, an encyclopedia, an atlas, and a novel that you and your surroundings wrote.
Then suppose you can stop reading and writing and...
Old School Tendencies...: Im sick of Feminazis. If... →
starsinthegutter:
mirandaadria:
starsinthegutter:
if we are all equal then stop preaching about how inferior men are and how we are all bad and will always victimize a woman in a skirt.
if we are equal, and thats what you are trying to prove, stop acting like you are better than us.
As a female, I agree…
^that. right there.
I love when people preach equality and then treat the...
March 2011
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Sifting Ideas by Creating Characters to Wield the...
“It’s a lot like being in the wrong place at the wrong time, you see. Except that the right place doesn’t exist yet.”
“What is?”
Cole slumped into a defeated posture. “You haven’t been paying attention at all, have you?” he shot back, his spikiness poorly concealing a weary tone.
“Yes I have!”
Charity paused, realizing she had...
Ahh the hell with it
I’ll keep posting something, just not regularly or frequently.
Yeah I don't actually have the attention span to...
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Kenton Cooks With Booze Day
What was originally only going to be on Friday, March 11th has lasted all weekend. I am of course talking about Kenton Cooks With Booze Day. In honor of my 21st birthday, I bought a bunch of booze. However, I don’t drink. I do cook. So I bought some nice Cognac, a bottle of Chambord black raspberry liqueur, and some Burgundy. Chambord’s tiny bottles look like the Holy Hand Grenade.
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February 2011
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“What’s the opposite of Eureka?” thought the writer, snapping a pencil in his grip with malevolent frustration.
His eyes flashed open. In the mirror across the dark room, he glimpsed himself forgetting the brilliant idea of a moment prior.
“I missed my calling,” muttered the artist to his signature. “I should have been a doctor.”
sofies-verden asked: i thought tumblr had lost you!! you my friend have been greatly missed
chirpofjoy asked: Good lord I thought you were dead. HELLO.
“Last one out, hit the lights!” shouted the man to the empty building.
October 2010
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Heh. Heheh. Hahaha....
August 2010
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Scone update!
So I made really delicious scones the other day. They have all been devoured. They were pretty awesome. I’m going to keep baking things so I get better at it. Baking was the one real form of cooking I hadn’t taken up, up until recently. Now, however, I think I’m going to make some focaccia. Maybe I’ll remember to take pictures this time.
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Heh.
Thanks for that post, KatOShio. That was good.
Oh dearest Tumblr
How I have neglected thee. I, as a C4Pottery, am no good for you. You deserve so much better than what I have been giving you, which in of itself is so very little. My dearest love, my dearest Tumblr, you have been the love of my life, and I adore you to no end, but I have caged you. It is time for you to open your wings and fly, my dearest. Fly to that ever expanding horizon and find a new love,...
Heh.
Finally getting around to writing that book of rules I meant to write last year. They’re all irrelevant now, unfortunately. I’ve decided I’m either going to burn it or toss it into a bush or something when I’m done. One of the two.
sofies-verden asked: dude havent heard from you in ages! how are you?
July 2010
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SCONES TURNED OUT AWFUL
Life is still awesome. Gonna try again tomorrow.
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MAKING SCONES
Life is good.