I pretty much use twitter ALL THE TIME. I am my own celeb.
thbbbpt. You’re not a celebrity you’re my friend.
The bet:
All you Americans are probably aware of the Indefinite Detention Bill the senate just passed. Well, I’m making a Prince of Sturmhalten’s Big Bet out of it, because I deal with stress through humor. If that bill doesn’t get vetoed, I will eat my hat. Probably not as a proper hat sandwich, more as a hat soup, or a hat stir-fry. It won’t come to that though.
Should it come to that, I will film the preparing and eating of my hat and post it to youtube.
Kenton’s Guide to a Good Day Made Easy
Step 1: Buy a weird fruit, preferably one you’ve either never heard of, or never had. I went with an Ugli fruit. I’d had one years ago, but forgotten the taste.
Step 2: Wanter around a high-traffic area until someone asks about your fruit. Offer them some. Repeat until someone accepts.
Step 3: Talk about the fruit. Then talk about other things. Let the conversation flow.
Step 4: Congratulations, you’re talking to someone you didn’t know before. Maybe you’ve made a friend or met a new partner. Exchange contact information as desired.
